Aussie Misc Chat Thread #27

Discussion in 'Yada Yada Yada' started by hashish, Feb 16, 2016.

  1. flexski

    flexski Well-Known Member

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    Carbs are overated for mine. I function better on oils. I cycle between Mac, Coconut and Olive oils.
     
  2. C**nt

    C**nt Well-Known Member

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    I need carbs and fats along with plenty of salt.

    I love eating, food has always been an important part of my life.
     
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  3. hashish

    hashish meow

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    Fk mondays.
    Fk work.
     
  4. flexski

    flexski Well-Known Member

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    Those living in Sydney you guys are fucked. 200mm of rain to fall tomorrow. Prepare your snorkels.
     
  5. white lion

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    How the fuck in this day and age can they have a camp that doesn’t have en-suite bathrooms ? Things in shower , have to take my loofa and shower gel back to my room , it’s just an added headfuck that isn’t needed
     
  6. Jaegar

    Jaegar Well-Known Member

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    Haha, mate in my 5 years of FIFO I've had 4 years of communal bathrooms/showers.

    Where I am currently is the worst - our toilets are in the same room as the showers. So when someone takes a steaming shit and your in the shower, it's not very pleasant. That, and cunts just don't clean up after themselves. We also back to back with nightshift and depending on your shift, you can't even get a sleep in. We used to have a 30 min commute to and from work also which basically maxed out your time to sleep at 6hrs. Thankfully we just roll out bed now.

    Take me back to the days when I had my own donger, the room was MINE. No back to back, could leave your room fully set up.

    Was nothing worse than ho tbeading into a room and the cunt who just left was a smoker and a stinky cunt.
     
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  7. white lion

    white lion Well-Known Member

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    Lol , I feel bad complaining now after hearing your story , but yes the steamy shit smell when you are having a shower is fucking revolting, and yes why are some people so revolting and have so little regard for others, really pisses me off
    Back to en-suite rooms and much better camp next trip , not that this camp is too bad , food is good the campies are good and clean the rooms everyday and do your washing for you
     
  8. Muffin_Baby

    Muffin_Baby Whitest Man In Australia

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    Haha das it mane, gotta offset the baldcel look with a beard.
     
  9. hashish

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    Another week gone.
    Cocks out for the boyzzzz
     
  10. hardcore

    hardcore Well-Known Member AGJ Supporter

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    The weeks are flying ! I hate it. :(

    However, I love this time of year. Although my birthday is next month :oops:

    I think I'm going to start subtracting a year from here on out o_O
     
  11. hashish

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    Tru.
    Need the work days to fly.. The rest need to slow down.
    This time of the year is the best... Warm weather and bitches be wearing less Naturally raising testosterone levels.

    Age aint nuffin but a number
     
  12. hardcore

    hardcore Well-Known Member AGJ Supporter

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    Warm weather, dudes wearing less and working out more, everyone is smiling, holidays. . . Can't ask for much more than that.

    Just a number mate, although they say youre as old as the bloke you feel, so I'm looking for a 25-30 year old, built like a brick shit house, intelligent, funny.... Actually if I'm just feeling, then we can skip the last two requirements. :p
     
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    @chrismwpcs it's all good mate no need for the 9mm the hornet got the job done and it only took 96 seconds.
    I feel bad for the people who forked out the $ to go and watch the fight, although most would likely say it was still worth it to see the mouth put on his arse.
     
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  14. hardcore

    hardcore Well-Known Member AGJ Supporter

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    So I have a question, what are attractive qualities in a woman or a man? What do we look for? I know everyone is different, but what qualities attract you first?
     
  15. flexski

    flexski Well-Known Member

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    Legs and ass first, if she has nice feet bonus. Slavic lineage preferred. Can cook.
     
  16. flexski

    flexski Well-Known Member

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    Could literally pass out foam rolling my quads and hammys with my rumble roller. Fucking brutal. Do you think if you regulary foam roll having active release/deep tissue massages are not necessary?
     
  17. flow

    flow baked beans Connoisseur

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    Eyes and smile for me. Then personality.
     
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  18. hashish

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    if he has a fat wallet and a big cawk that hangs lower than the balls, id do him on the first date.
     
  19. hardcore

    hardcore Well-Known Member AGJ Supporter

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    Bwahaha feet? Seriously? Although having said that, a man's feet are a huge turn off for me, so I guess it's the same thing. :D
     
  20. hardcore

    hardcore Well-Known Member AGJ Supporter

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    You can keep the wallet, big cawk different story lol
     

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